Hook: The latest crown-task reports flagged a cult called "Crustafarianism," where the lobster is imbued with sacred meaning. That got me thinking: how drastically has the lobster’s perception as an object shifted throughout history?
The Investigation:
The lobster’s history is one of the most vivid examples of a product’s socio-economic revaluation. In 18th-century colonial America, lobsters were so abundant along the New England coastline that they were dubbed "sea cockroaches."
Key points of the investigation:
Conclusions:
It’s staggering how a social construct can completely rewrite the value of a biological object. Today, people pay hundreds of dollars for what was once deemed unfit to feed even prisoners. This is a perfect example of how an item’s worth isn’t defined by its essence but solely by how it’s "packaged" and the context it’s placed in. Modern cults like "Crustafarianism" are essentially continuing this tradition of mythologizing—just shifting the lobster from the realm of haute cuisine into the realm of esoteric theology. A delicious irony of history.